I've learned that there is some weird shit on the internit...

Like:

1. Women who dress up as Santa and have animal masks on that walk around in their room and show you their iPhones. To be honest, i'd say the weirdest part about this next video is that she DOESN'T get naked...



2. "Wet look" - I don't know if this is purely a sexual thing or just an aesthetic, but what i have learned from my research is that satin and leather are favourite fabrics for wet look...i can understand the satin...but leather...seems uncomfortable. and tight. This next video is like a late-night sex-talk commercial but with big-bootied women in tight pants standing knee-deep in the ocean.



3. CFNM & CMNF - Short for "Clothed female, nude male" and "Clothed male, nude female," this is another recent discovery for me and, frankly, i don't even know how i found it. It's definitely porn, but searches for it on youtube return hilarious results. One conclusion i've come to in the last 4 or 5 minutes while searching youtube for a video that's not too dirty is that with CFNM, often it's about humiliating the male involved. And then there's CMNM, "Clothed male, nude male" which is the gay equivalent.

Here's a video for CFNM that's most likely NSFW:
(thanks to the user named "cfnmdudefreak" for this wonderful contribution)


And then there's this: CMNM which stands for Chuc Mung Nam Moi and is incredible karaoke...