It means growing a moustache for November, shaving it in December and then growing it again in January.
It means dancing in your kitchen with headphones on while making a grilled cheese.
It means writing a post about it.
It means being so full of awesome that it comes out your armpits in the form of sweat.
It means being able to bite your fingernails so precisely that you never have to trim them (awesome and pretty gross).
It means knowing who Dolph Lundgren is and that he plays drums, sings (badly) and is an actor, martial artist and model.
It means being obsessed with the game Robot Unicorn Attack!!!
It means having a bottle of liquor with a cobra in it that has another snake in its mouth.
It means being yourself (or being me).
It means being a source of new music for friends (that share your awesome taste in music).
It means constantly pushing the boundaries of what's acceptable and appropriate.
It means defining genius based on being able to make loose connections because you're good at making loose connections.
It means always being able to say "oh yeah, I saw that yesterday" when someone shows you a new and cool internet video.
It means picturing three wells when you say "Well, well, well."
It means buying what you thought were baby blue shoes off the Internet, only to find out they were teal and being happy about it.
It means loving the small things in life more than the bigger things.
It means recognizing that the last thing could be taken in a dirty way but writing it anyway.
It means stopping to pet almost every dog you pass.
It means being like, or knowing, this guy:
It means being grammatically correct in your text messages.
It means lovin' life.
It means knowing how to play frisbee by yourself.
It means being cool with having the last name "Notzl-Keyser."
It means not shaving for 6 months while you're traveling, looking like this and being happy about it:
Whatever "awesome" means...
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