Wednesday, May 6, 2009

The Maury "Fears" post

So Maury's a jerk, we all know that, but he sets up some pretty amazing situations. His favourites are the paternity test, which has gotten kind of old, and irrational fears. He's got this amazing set up where he brings the person who's afraid of ____ out on stage and then confronts them with the _____ that they're scared of. He ups the ante until they panic and go running into the back, at which point he yells "Don't get back there, there's more _____ back there!" It's at almost exactly that point that the person sees the huge piles of _____ in the back and freaks out. Here are some amazing examples.

The balloon ones is the epitome of his strategy. Once they start killing the balloons in the video, she can't take it and runs. Maury: Don't go back there, that's worse!" Brilliant.


Hahaha, the cotton one is pretty gold at the end.


The work that goes into these is hilarious. I can just imagine the producer saying "Okay, for this video segment, we're gonne need you to crush some peaches in your hand. Cool? Great, this'll really scare the shit out of him." It's like a peaches snuff film.


Scared of chickens...oh the irony.




Damn, these are cruel.

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